The Prie Prie Institute
Advancing Marginal Knowledge Since 2019 · The Hague, NL

About the Institute

The Prie Prie Institute for Applied Nonsense Research was established in 2019 in The Hague, following a heated disagreement at a dinner party about whether socks disappear in the dryer due to quantum tunneling or social pressures.

Finding no existing academic institution willing to take this question seriously, our founders pooled €47.50 in leftover holiday money and a broken espresso machine to establish what would become the Netherlands' premier (and only) institute for marginally significant research.

Today, the Institute operates from a converted garden shed behind a Vietnamese restaurant in the Schilderswijk neighborhood. We maintain a strict open-door policy, although the door is somewhat stuck and requires shoulder-ramming to open.

Our Mission

We investigate the questions that other research institutions find too trivial, too confusing, or too embarrassing to pursue. Our threshold for what constitutes a "valid research question" is legendarily low, which we consider a feature rather than a flaw.

We believe that the universe is fundamentally absurd, and that the appropriate scholarly response to absurdity is meticulous, well-documented further absurdity.

Core Faculty

Dr. Hendrik van der Pransen

Director & Chair of Sock Migration Studies

Former meteorologist. Left the field after concluding that clouds "lack narrative structure." Has not worn matching socks since 2017, citing ongoing research commitments.

Prof. Beatrix Molenwaard

Head of Toast Aerodynamics

Holds the only PhD in the world awarded for a thesis titled "Why Does It Always Land Butter-Side Down? A 3,000-Trial Analysis with Statistical Regret." Currently on her 4th toaster.

Dr. Sven-Olaf Kansen

Queue Psychology & Applied Waiting

Spent 14 months standing in various queues across Europe for his postdoctoral research. Described the experience as "transformative, eventually." Speaks fluent Queue Dutch.

Mw. Petra de Lint

Applied Lint Taxonomy

Self-taught lint classifier with a personal collection of over 2,400 cataloged specimens. Her groundbreaking paper "Navel Lint: A Chromatic Survey" remains our most downloaded publication (14 downloads).